A static doorbell-camera shot from inside the house. Hyperreal daylight, wide-angle distortion. The front door opens, and @… steps outside to see what is standing in the yard. Right in front of the house stands a massive AT-AT walker, completely still, towering and unexpected — an instant shock moment. @… reacts loudly, swearing in Russian, full emotional disbelief. Suddenly the AT-AT shifts its weight. Its rear leg swings wide, making a heavy mechanical misstep. The huge foot strikes @…, throwing them backward into the house. The doorframe breaks apart on impact — wood splinters, debris, dust hitting the camera lens, slight shake. The AT-AT remains outside, enormous and silent. Open ending, hyperreal, absurd.